The other day:
Aidan - Hi mom. I'm alive.
Me - Why yes, you are.
Aidan- Like Pinocchio.
Me - Oooooh. I see. Yes, just like Pinocchio.
Today:
Student - Umm, what was that thing where people were killing everyone who didn't have blond hair?
Me - You mean in Nazi Germany?
Student - Yeah, that's it!
Me - thump, thump, thump (sound of me banging my head against my desk.)
Yesterday:
Addison - Yellow Dar! (car)
Me - I see it!
Addison - Yellow Dar!
Addison - Yellow Dar!
Addison - I Wuv Yellow Dar!
Me- Yeah. I like Yellow Cars too, honey.
Today:
Me(to class)- Write 'corrected by', and then your name, on the bottom of the quiz you are grading.
Student - I can't.
Me- Why not?
Student - There are boogers on the bottom of the paper.
Me- Oh.
yesterday - 1200 calories, no workout
1 comments:
You're a teacher? My husband is a teacher (coach).
That booger thing is pretty funny.
-hope you are having a good day! bye
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